christian humour

  • Clever church signs

    Clever Church Signs    

    Some of these church signsare a little corny but what the heck!
     

    Life is a puzzle -Come here to find the missing peace
     
    Open on Sundays
     
    Does your spiritual house need a spring cleaning?
     
    Be an organ donor – Give your heart to Jesus.
     
    God doesn’t just want shares in your life. He wants controlling interest.
     
    The wages of sin have never been reduced.

    We don’t know what tomorrow holds but we do know who holds tomorrow.

    Pray now of pay later
     
    God and one person is always a majority
     
    It’s just as important to know whose we are as much as whowe are.
     
    Come to church weekly, not weakly.
     
    The best things in life aren’t things.
     
    There are many books that inform. The bible can transform.
     
    Good Friday: Jesus built a bridge with two beams and some nails.
     
    If you are going to talk the talk you’ve got to walk the walk.
     
    Seven days without prayer makes one week.
     
    If your faith won’t get you to church, your faith won’t get you to heaven.
     
    Better give God what’s right, not what’s left.

  • Cool Church Signs

    Cool Church Signs  

    No God, No Peace – Know God, Know Peace

    Let’s meet at my house before the game – God.
     
    God loves us the way we are but he loves us to much to leave us that way.
     
    There are some questions that Google just can’t answer.
     
    The Bible. It will keep from sin – or, sin will keep you from the Bible
     
    Man’s ways lead to a hopeless end. God’s ways lead to an endless hope.
     
    If you give God the credit you should give him the cash.
     
    Ch__rch: What’s missing? U-R
     
    Wall Mart is not the only saving place.
     
    What part of “Thou shalt not…” don’t you understand?
     
    Lord give me patience...Now!
     
    Free wireless access to God every Sunday
     
    God likes spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
     
    If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
     
    The church is a hospital for sinners not a holiday home for saints.
     
    You think it’s hot here?
     
    B-I-B-L-E   Basic instructions before leaving earth


     

     

  • More clever church signs

     Here are some more clever quotes for church signs:

        

     

    “’The will of God will never bring you to where the grace of God will not protect you.”
    “Gospel Math: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4ever”
     Storms of life “A calmed sea does not make a skilled sailor.”
    “Apply yourself to the Bible and the Bible to yourself.”
    “Christian believers are like coals of a fire- together they glow, apart they grow cold.”

    “Christians, keep the faith…but not from others.”
     “Don’t just go to church…be the church.”
    “When ever the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.”
    “Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible!”
    “If you want a peace that lasts, put God first”

    “Give the devil an inch and he’ll be a ruler.”
    “God gave you a gift of twenty four hours today. Will you use one minute to thank Him?”
    “God loves you whether you like it or not!”
    “God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts!”
    “Have your spiritual tools ready and God will supply the work.”

    “If you kneel before God you can stand before anyone.”
    “I don’t know what tomorrow holds, but I know who holds tomorrow.”
    “If you walk with the Lord, you’ll never be out of step.”
    “It is very good to be a Christian and know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!”
    “Jesus the carpenter made a bridge with two boards and three nails.”

    “Jesus is a friend who walks in when the world walks out.”
    “Jesus paid a bill He didn’t owe.”
    “Jesus: His life chaged death: His death changed life!”
    “Life is a road and journey. Let faith be your guide.”
    “Love someone not because they are a Christian, but because you are.”

    “Mankinds way leads to a hopeless end. God’s way leads to an endless hope.”
    “Great books can inform, but only the Bible can transform.”
    “May your faith burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial.”
    “Men will die, this is sure, sin the cause, Christ the cure.”
    “The nails didn’t hold Jesus to the cross. His love for you did.”

    “People in power need the power of prayer.”
    “Those who rely most on God rely least on themselves.”
    “Some things have to be believed to be seen.”
    Jesus: “The bread of life never gets stale!”
    “The path to perfection is always under construction.”
     
    “They key to heaven was  hung on a nail.”
    “To put your fears to rest, put your faith in Jesus.”
    “Turn to God’s light and your shadows will fall behind you.”
     Foot prints - “Two sets of footprints: God walked with you. One set of footprints: God carried you.”
    “When troubles drive you to prayer, prayer can drive away your troubles.”
    “You are important to God, whether you think so or not.”
    “It’s not necessary to preach to people to reach people.”